Not sure if this qualifies as a "recipe," but here goes. It's a whole bunch more complicated than a platter of figs, anyway (seeing as how that involves all of setting one ingredient down on one utensil).
Cut some ripe pear into bite-size pieces. Drizzle honey over it, crumble a few walnuts on top, and ta da! You can also add some plain yogurt for a creamier version. To make it look fancier, you could cut the fruit in thin, even slices and put it on a plate instead of in a bowl, omitting the yogurt. When I'm pearless, tart apples work pretty well too.